Dror Bar-Natan is hyper-famous!?

My Erdös number is 2: Paul Erdös <--> Brendan McKay <--> DBN.
Wikipedia knows about me! (I did not start or edit that entry, and I have no intention of ever touching it).
I'm a movie star! Find me on the IMDb.
My grandfather Abraham Regelson (1896-1981) is on the web! English, Hebrew (not the same).
My Math 157 student Neo Wang reports that my Chinese name on the web is "Deluo Banatan":

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My name appeared in the Seattle Post-Intelligencer!

Thanks for the copy, Ralph Greenberg!

(And also in/on ABC (2), Slate, The Augusta Chronicle, The Daily Ardmoreite, SouthCoast Today)
An article I co-authored (with Maya Bar-Hillel and Brendan McKay) was translated to the Italian!
Some (otherwise intelligent) people think my opinion, a response to theirs, is worth posting on the Web.
An article I wrote inspired an article written in Swedish!
Somebody in a faraway country faked a picture of me! (for a genuine picture of him, click here.)

(The caption, prepared by the same somebody, reads: "The rabbi Professor Dror Bar Natan". My last name is spelled with a hyphen, I am not a rabbi, and at the time, I wasn't a professor.
Somebody I didn't bribe spent a whole column in an article in the Notices of the American Mathematical Society describing something I did! See theorems 6 and 7 of Thomas' paper on the four color theorem in volume 45, number 7.
Sadly, the following picture never appeared in print:

Maui News July 12, 2000

A mathematician-juggler in Kihei proves that the sun is at zenith by casting a shadow Photo: Dylan P. Thurston

(Another proof: night/day on the juggling ball: )
A picture of me appeared in the Israeli daily Haaretz!

(The caption reads: "Children on Yom Kippur. 48 children injured in bicycling accidents visited the Tel-Aviv medical center, five times the daily average". I am not a child, I was not riding a bicycle, the picture was taken in Jerusalem and not in Tel-Aviv, I wasn't injured in any way, and 48 is not divisible by 5.)
I was photographed in Woodstock '94. (It was awful).

Maui News	July 12, 2000

A mathematician-juggler in Kihei proves that the sun is at zenith by casting a shadow	Photo: Dylan P. Thurston